Speedy and Snarly 

I have now watched the most recent "Speedy and Snarly" car superheroes movie. It was exactly what I expected. Ridiculous. Mostly fun. It delivered physics breaking car stunts. You know, the usual.

8-bit Jazz 

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Waifu is a type of martial arts for whispy looking women

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Psst 

Interesting car milestone 

Let's ban all cars and reforest parking lots instead

Dumb shower thought: you know how we associate infrared with heat? iRobot Virtual Walls are literally just painting "the floor is lava" for Roombas

Wow, that Rocko's Modern Life special really had its finger on the Mastodon pulse, huh? Weird to see an animated special of 90s friends seem so ripped from my home timeline

Punk thoughts rough draft, Generational theory BS 

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dnd hot take: medieval england is an inherently boring setting, even if you put elves and wizards in it

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Lady friend said its very important we see Scary Stories
On one hand, lady friend
On the other hand, horror movies

Beauty and the Beast hot take 

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The Expanse S2 

The Expanse S1 

GLOW S3E1 

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A batman is someone's assistant, a war time Secretary. You could say that Alfred is Batmans batman

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Smeap.com

Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.