Anyone else feel like the new Captain Marvel film confirms I've been right for a while that the secret title of Avengers 4 has to be "Captain Marvel and the Fantastic 4vengers"?

Also, that weird glimpse into alternate 90s timeline where Marvel made better 90s choices and somehow this Captain Marvel movie was their actual first MCU film. I can just about see the tracking errors in my childhood VHS copy. That would have been an interesting timeline.

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Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.