Sony should hire D'Onofrio to be the Kingpin in a Spider-Man movie. Yes, I know that Marvel got cold feet about crossing the streams between Netflix and movies, but Sony has it's own weird rules anyway, and a good Spider-Man versus Kingpin movie could be so much fun. (And a nice change of pace from the mad science villains Sony seems to prefer for the franchise.)

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Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.