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welcome to my oops it’s a social network oh no, bumblr

welcome to my social network of garbled text, mumblr

@garbados Welcome to my social network of failed novels, crumblr

@garbados @noelle LETS GET READY TO SIGN UP FOR MY NEW SOCIAL NETWORK, RUMBLR!

@garbados @noelle Welcome to my social network of tired people, slumbr

@minego @garbados @noelle welcome to my social network for math geeks and anesthesiologists, numblr!

@balrogboogie @minego @garbados @noelle
Welcome to my social network for people that have a hard time figuring out what to say, umblr.

@WeeMadHamish @balrogboogie @minego @garbados @noelle

welcome to my OTHER social network that's focused around mindful meditation and general self-examination and philosophy

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@sydneyfalk @balrogboogie @minego @garbados @noelle All the other social medias are great, but I've got one that's great for the intersections of bees, people with balance issues, and classic silent films. Presenting:

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@sydneyfalk @balrogboogie @minego @garbados @noelle Lol, whoops accidentally created a cycle due to partial retoots of the thread. Think I'm going to own it anyway. It probably need a cycle. 🤣

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Smeap.com

Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.