What is wrong with Google?; swearing Show more
Google Fiber announced that it is bored with their "experiment" in Louisville. Instead of fixing their dumb, fucking obvious mistakes, they are just going to ding dong ditch out of town.
What is wrong with these morons?
How does anyone fucking trust Google (or Alphabet) to actually support any damn project they work on? How does a company get this big, being this completely unreliable?
Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.