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Doc should have simply better isolated the time circuits from the DeLorean’s 12-Volt battery circuits. Would have likely had fewer starter issues after time jumps that way.

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If I were Marvin Barry I’d simply not call up my cousin, and instead steal Johnny B. Goode for myself.

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If I were a high energy particle physicist I’d simply invent Mr. Fusion already. It’s 2019 and I don’t have a cute, tiny home fusion generator that eats ordinary household garbage for fuel yet. How hard can that be? 🤣

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If I were a kid today I’d simply wear my pants inside out. You can tell I’m an old because I do not.

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If I were the justice system in 2019, I’d just simply just abolish all lawyers. 🤣

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If I were Mattel, I’d simply give even little girls POWER for their hoverboards so they work on water.

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If I were in alternate Hill Valley, I’d simply not vote for ~Trump~ Tannen for ~President~ Mayor for Life.

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Noted: The Blu-Ray app on Xbox One doesn’t like switching between normal surround out and Atmos for Headphones mid-movie (bet it’s a DRM issue. Lol). Luckily in this case I was already at the end of the film and just had a few scenes I knew by heart spoiled by delayed audio and then a crash at the credits. While I somewhat miss the cool Silvestri credits suite and attached teaser for Part III, I can just jump to Part III.

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TL;DR: If I was the Xbox Media team, I would simply fix the bugs in the Blu-Ray app.

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If I was 1955 Doc Brown, I’d simply just be less incredulous after seeing the time machine vanish but seeing Marty return. Time machine, duh, Doc, time machine!

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If I was 1885 Doc Brown, I’d simply not get shot in the back by Buford Tannen.

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“Your future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has. So make it a good one!”

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