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Waiter: You know that’s normally for two?
Me (to myself, crying internally): is there a dating site for people that just want to split a seafood on random snowy nights so I don’t have to get this kinkshaming every time?
Fortune cookie: A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into you life.
Me: Et tu, dessert??
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