Cookies and crackers (somewhat lude?)
About the only cracker we for sure know was 100% original to Nabisco was Graham Crackers because not only were they named after a founder (and friend of Kellogg and “scientist” at Kellogg’s Wellville), but it was pretty well documented that he thought his life’s work was inventing a cracker so treat it would stop people from the sin of masturbation, and Graham Crackers were the result.
Cookies and crackers (very lude)
Anyway I am once again reminded that I appreciate the existence of Teddy Grahams because that implies the existence of furries that have masturbated TO graham crackers; this insuring that we live in a timeline where Mr. Graham was proven extremely wrong, his life’s work a joke, and probably we could harness some energy from how much he must be spinning in his grave.
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