Hitman has been teaching me things about myself. For example, if I'm in a room with three people, I can knock them all out with a wrench before any of them can shoot me or run for help.

I'm really enjoying Hitman but also really wishing it were about anything but murder.

I could be skulking around this mansion for *any* reason. I could be sneaking Christmas presents into the attic without my children noticing. I could be stealing from my parents' liquor cabinet.

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Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.