Hitman has been teaching me things about myself. For example, if I'm in a room with three people, I can knock them all out with a wrench before any of them can shoot me or run for help.
I'm really enjoying Hitman but also really wishing it were about anything but murder.
I could be skulking around this mansion for *any* reason. I could be sneaking Christmas presents into the attic without my children noticing. I could be stealing from my parents' liquor cabinet.
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