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"The President of the University found it easier to ram initiatives through the student legislature than the faculty/board or state legislature, and students are just as good at passive-aggressive protests as the next body, so that's why I was briefly the Vice President of the Department of Dave Matthews Studies."
Is it weird that I think I think this special finally explained to me why I think Ryan Gosling's acting is so uncanny valley weird? Listen to this native Ottawa accent and of course he struggles so much with that goofy American accent he uses in movies 🤣: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fa0sR-I3e8
Okay, serenading Mickey and Minnie to celebrate their love with _Color of the Wind_ is dripping with anti-capitalist subtext, or is that just me?
(Hulu talked me into watching this Mickey's 90th Birthday special, and I can't look away. It is corny and ridiculous, and some of these choices make no sense.)
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I organized the Smash roster by their primary source of income
Holiday angst Show more
It's only the 6th of November. It's far too early to be playing Xmas music, you monsters. 😱
I blogged about pirates, because it's been on the mind lately.
Had a dream this morning that I was invited back to help localize in multiple languages a project I had worked on [an amalgam of them], but wasn't even published in English at the time I was working on it. I was excited to see the localization support I included by habit actually put to use, and the project actually go on sale worldwide. Slightly sad that no such thing exists in the waking world.
Reminder: SeaQuest DSV was originally said to be set in 2018 (before hedging to 2032).
The 2015 TV in Back to the Future is JVC branded, likely because so too was the 1985 VHS Camera. JVC merged with Kenwood in 2008, so an unlikely TV brand this decade. One of the few brands missing in real 2015, as contrasted to notoriously cursed 2001: A Space Odyssey which had far fewer brands survive. (Sony should do a sci-fi time travel film, because their over use of their own brand would be a fascinating time capsule.)
Speaking of Aesop, the common understanding of the fable of the grasshopper and the ants is bullshit. It's actually a warning to artists that capitalists are evil bastards.
The grasshopper studied his craft and worked hard all year to entertain the ants for free. Come the Winter, they murdered him.
"Oh, playing an instrument isn't hard work", said the ants. The shifty little cunts.
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I'm my own admin
I'm my own admin
It sounds funny, I know
But it really is so-oo
I'm my own admin
Hot Climate Take Show more
An article is trending right now about the important "microclimate" impact of trees on their immediate surrounding area reminds me that I pragmatically determined the same basic principle walking through a suburban landscape where the surrounds of trees felt amazing and everything else terrible.
I stand by my unscientific, unpragmatic proposal: Ban cars and reforest parking lots.
Professional software developer. Unsuccessful nonfailure writer and game designer.
Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.