#WarOnThanksgiving Show more
Loathe all the emails today "Black Friday Week has Started!" I'm pretty certain there's something more important this coming week than shopping for next month. Also, 'tis the season that it takes 30 extra minutes to get home from work because brick and mortar store traffic is killing me.
@FursonaAssignment Give me a fursona
allergies Show more
I wish my office would give me more warning for carpet cleaning. I don't love ending random work days with bouts of migraines and/or upset stomach. I guess I could ask for more consideration, but I also don't love being a squeaky wheel.
@darius A passing thought on Bot ethics: Maybe bots on Mastodon should use a Content Warning for "bot-generated content"? I know you are good about adding transparency to Profile summaries and often use "@botsin.space" to help, but a CW is a clearer bit of transparency for boosts and out-of-context displays in places like Federated Timelines. What do you think?
bread opinions; Subway; veganishism Show more
Rye bread is best bread. Subway should just permanently add it. They can drop one of the three cheesy bread options and be a tiny bit more vegan friendly.
Mobile development is SUCH a minefield of terrible surprises. Both Android and iOS individually go to such lengths to keep developer productivity low (admittedly not on purpose, but intent doesn't matter/help in this case), and trying to build for both at the same time is just a glutton for misery and accidentally randomly losing limbs every time you accidentally step on a mine. I want to burn both systems to the ground at this point.
Dreamt a silly shaggy dog ghost story about a beligerent drunk in the 1920s-ish who went to stay at a friend's Upstate New York mansion full of ghosts. There was a lamp that would flicker every time he argued with his wife, so she told him to turn it off. It was the kind with a bar you click back and forth. He reached for it and was shocked, not with electrical but electoral energy. He became a Senator for a few terms, and died mysteriously while running for President. #ccfb
Star Trek: Discovery speculation Show more
Given the transport effect when Lt. Tyler is sent to rejoin Saru and Michael, it seems reasonable to assume the Pahvo Gaia being is related to the Spore Drive. Given the implications the show is facing the crisis that led to the strictness of the Prime Directive, that would be quite damning.
This article gets to some of the things bugging me that contributed to the existential dread that led to a recent short story of mine: https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2
voice of depression Show more
Yeah, I get it; I'm a garbage robot with garbage robot opinions and a garbage robot ability to communicate my garbage robot facsimile of feelings and emotions. I'm sorry my garbage robot is so loud and obnoxious.
Fantastic set by _All the Little Pieces_ at tonight's #LivingRoomSeries. They played their full album "The Legend of Lavinia Fisher" with narration, plus some beautiful covers. (Dusty's indian entrees and chutney's were great spicy accompaniment.) #ccfb
It's been merely four days since Halloween and I'm already sick of all the Xmas ads. This War on Thanksgiving keeps getting worse. We may need to add more fortifications around Halloween; candy sales are a good commercial bastion to hide behind, but may not be enough. #ccfb
Professional software developer. Unsuccessful nonfailure writer and game designer.
Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.