Sometimes it’s bad when you tweet smth and get overwhelmed by people wondering what in god’s name you are possibly on about and you realize a deeply held opinion makes no sense to anyone else

other times, it’s my girlfriend talking about how she thinks King Dedede is a baby duck


@christinelove I thought King Dedede was a penguin all these years, but the coloring is some sort of penguin/duck hybrid. 🤔

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Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.