VPN Shenanigans and Swearing Show more
This damn corporate VPN won't stay connected for more than a half hour at a time when I'm working from home (presumably where it should be focused), won't reconnect without a full restart for some damn reason, won't let me disable it, fucked up my mandatory (ugh) password change the last time I worked from home, and really should just be set on fire and burnt to the ground for being such shit.
How do businesses expect work to ever be done with broken tools like this?
Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.