Brother told me he is going camping
With a girl
Just as friends
🤔

Oh he told me she's a lesbian. Okay.

The story is he talked about fishing and she wantsto go and "it evolved into camping, her idea."
Okay. Okay.

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@Red That's something one of my sisters has done with multiple guys, over the years. Apparently straight guys make the best no strings attached camping partners for certain sorts of out lesbian? I don't know how this camping economy works and I have been afraid to ask my sister any follow questions for fear of answers I'm not ready for.

@max curious! I wonder why. Maybe it's hard to find girls willing to do it in the same way it's hard for a straight guy to bring a straight girl alone?

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